Must be mistakin' me with the maid we don't have Can't even wash your own whiskey out your glass I give you no lovin' in a month or so Can't live without ya, but I can't let you go Hey, hey It's alright Everybody fusses, everybody fights With all of the baggage you and me carry We'll spend forever unhappily married You better start workin' some overtime Can't buy heels on nickels and dimes You're goin' bald, and I'm gettin' fat I hate your mom, and you hate my dad Hey, hey It's alright Everybody fusses, everybody fights With all of the baggage you and me carry We'll spend forever unhappily married I'll cook your dinner if you wash my car May as well keep going, hell we made it this far We both play our parts in this disaster I'll be the bitch and you'll be the bastard Hey, hey It's alright Everybody fusses, everybody fights With all of the baggage you and me carry We'll spend forever unhappily married Hey, hey It's alright Everybody fusses, everybody fights With all of the baggage you and me carry We'll spend forever unhappily married We'll spend forever unhappily married We'll spend forever unhappily married Can I get an amen? Amen