You know, maybe I'm drunk Maybe I'm not Maybe this happened, maybe this didn't Call my doctor, call my lawyer Call my brother, call my priest There's paperwork to fill out 'Cause a dead man walks the streets 'Cause my sister has a best friend That's I've known since I was three And now I'm gon' get strangled 'Cause we tangled in the sheets My homies like "dead man, dead man walking" My homies like "you a dead man, dead man walking" Beautiful family friend is she Almost a decade older than me And I've been gone for quite a while overseas, yeah... And she's been living up in Albany Then I had two shows I played up state She came to show love and see my face Then we got drinks and we chilled like "hey" Call my doctor, call my lawyer Call my brother, call my priest There's paperwork to fill out 'Cause a dead man walks the streets 'Cause my sister has a best friend That's I've known since I was three And now I'm gon' get strangled 'Cause we tangled in the sheets My homies like "dead man, dead man walking" My homies like "you a dead man, dead man walking" Now she's like "Damn! How did we let this happen, damn! How did we end up in this bed then?" I said "relax" and laughed like "This would be a pretty dope song." She's like "no, I swear to God I'll kill you No, I really will just take your life No, don't even think about it But that would be a pretty dope song." So I came home and I called my friends Then we got smacked and I wrote this jam I know for a fact that I'm going It's over, My life is dead ass over Call my doctor, call my lawyer Call my brother, call my priest There's paperwork to fill out 'Cause a dead man walks the streets 'Cause my sister has a best friend That's I've known since I was three And now I'm gon' get strangled 'Cause we tangled in the sheets The funny thing about this entire thing You know like doing the one-take, write it quick, fun jokes? But my sister won't hear this until I release the album She'll hear every other song except this one So surprise