Well, I was blown out of bed, hit in the head I saw three flashes of atomic red Spun around town, shot in the ground Swirled and swirled three times faster than sound It was a fifty megaton It was a fifty megaton It was a fifty megaton hydrogen Like they rate an atomic bomb Well, the rocket passed me, I climbed up a tree Just then something got hold of me and the tree We shot on up in the stratosphere Six thousand miles away from here Well, I stepped from out of the rocket ship Three spacemen grabbed me and gave me a flip I ran over to the edge of the moon The ground gave way, I fell into a deep lagoon Well, I landed at the bottom of a deep dark crater Face to face with a space alligator The alligator looked at me, I could hardly see There was another one a-floatin' and it swallowed me