Grab your partner before you go Swing 'em around to and fro Teach em how to doe-si-doe Last chance for a dance Grab your partner while you can Every woman, every man Show them all that you still can Last chance for a dance Last chance for a dance Last chance for a dance Last chance for a dance Last call for alcohol Now's the time to take the plunge Andy's doing it on the drums Quick before they call the nuns Last chance for a dance Bobby does it on the bass Staring out there into space We all know he's off his face Last chance for a dance Last chance for a dance Last chance for a dance Last chance for a dance Last call for alcohol Tommy does it on the ol' banjo Fiddler does it with his bow If you squeeze you'll let him know Last chance for a dance Go on give that box a squeeze Play that thing between your knees Oh that boy he's such a tease Last chance for a dance Last chance for a dance Last chance for a dance Last chance for a dance Last call for alcohol