You got scraped-up knuckles You got scraped-up knees You're not used to beggin' please You want it all and you want it now Put a bottle to your temple, say "Mao" Friend to friend better wash that shirt Cause it's your mind soaked in dirt Turned-out trouble maker blood shot eyes got a present for you Surprise Ice cold gold will tantalize you into thinking that you know But the truth is gonna get you cause the parties goin' on for sometime Guess what you're buying Baby you're the boozer, yeah yeah yeah Baby you're the boozer, yeah yeah yeah You don't want to think, you just want to drink Nothing's safe that's not nailed down The truth is such a nasty place anyway When everything's been said that there is to say Reminisce, no, fuck that, I'd rather drown like a rat in shit What's this, I made you a special lager Baby you're the boozer, yeah yeah yeah Baby you're the boozer, yeah yeah yeah You're the keeper of the koo-koo and you smoke 13 Your mother's son-of-a-bitch dream Keeper of the koo-koo man when he goes wacko Hack-hack-hack put you in the sack parked out back, your racked Low lean losing proud rummy Never underestimate you ain't no dummy You're a bird with a broken wing I hate to break it to you but you just can't sing Baby you're the boozer, yeah yeah yeah Baby you're the boozer, yeah yeah yeah You're in a blender full of pickled rock 'n' rollers Putting quarters in slot machines Bettin' or rather letting fate's snake charmer do it for you Today, okay, I'll admit you ain't no loser The fights still in you two-fisted chooser You smell like hell's guard dog with rabies You itch like a bitch with scabies Restless, not movin', where's the place where the hippy chicks groovin' Alright groovy hippie chicks in your mile high boots Drinkin' molotov cocktails Felony and misdemeanor will whip your ass till you come cleaner What's the meaning of life, what's the meaning of life Baby you're the boozer, yeah yeah yeah Baby you're the boozer, yeah yeah yeah Baby you're the boozer, yeah yeah yeah Baby you're the boozer, yeah yeah yeah