I am a mechanical man, a mechanical man And I do the best I can Because I have my Family I am a mechanical boy I am my mother's toy And I play in the backyard sometimes I am a mechanical boy It's an illusion Postulated, mocked up Through confusion Confusion, it's an illusion Utter confusion Live on in your illusion That won't wear out I had a little monkey And I sent him to the country And I fed him ginger bread Along came a choo choo And knocked my monkey koo koo And now my monkey's dead You're so mechanical and you go and lay down And I wonder how A brown cow could say...