HUGO Paris, the city of lovers Is glowing this evening True, that's because it's on fire But still, there's "l'amour" Somewhere out there in the night Her Heart is also alight And I know the guy she just might Be burning for A guy like you She's never known, kid A guy like you A girl does not meet ev'ry day You've got a look That's all your own, kid Could there be two? VICTOR and LAVERNE Like you? ALL THREE No way! HUGO Those other guys That she could dangle All look the same From ev'ry boring point of view You're a surprise From ev'ry angle Mon Dieu above She's gotta love A guy like you VICTOR A guy like you Gets extra credit Because it's true You've got a certain some thing more HUGO You're aces, kid LAVERNE You see that face You don't forget it VICTOR and LAVERNE Want something new? HUGO That's you ALL THREE For sure! LAVERNE We all have gaped At some Adonis VICTOR But then we crave a meal More nourishing to chew HUGO And since you've shaped Like a croissant is ALL THREE No question of She's gotta love A guy like you! LAVERNE Call me a hopeless romatic But Quasi, I feel it VICTOR She wants you so Any moment she'll walk through that door ALL THREE For HUGO A guy so swell VICTOR and LAVERNE A guy like you HUGO With all you bring her VICTOR and LAVERNE I tell you Quasi HUGO A fool could tell VICTOR and LAVERNE There never was HUGO It's why she fell VICTOR and LAVERNE Another, was he? HUGO For you-know-who VICTOR and LAVERNE From king to serf To the bourgeoisie HUGO You ring the bell VICTOR and LAVERNE They're all a second-stringer ALL THREE You're the bell ringer! When she wants oo-la-la Then she wants you la-la She will discover, guy You're one heckuva guy Who wouldn't love a guy Like you? HUGO You got a lot The rest have not So she's gotta love A guy like you!