Break a mirror roll the dice Run with scissors through a chip pan fire fight Go into business with a grizzly bear But just don't sit down 'cause I've moved your chair Find a well known hardman and start a fight Wear your shell suit on bonfire night Fitting a circular hole with a peg that's square But just don't sit down 'cause I've moved your chair Oooh yeah yeah yeah Oooh yeah yeah yeah Bite the lightning and tell me how it tastes Kung Fu fighting on your roller skates Do the Macarena in the devil's lair But just don't sit down 'cause I've moved your chair Oooh yeah yeah yeah Oooh yeah yeah yeah