There lived a gal named Sally, with knock-knees and crossed eyes She cheated her best pally from her guy, guy, stay wise She has but one ambition And to her it is a cinch She's in her right position when she's sittin' on the mourner's bench Now, where is Sal? Oh, knock-kneed Sal's on the mourner's bench I'm lookin' for Sal Oh, knock-kneed Sal's on the mourner's bench Know where Sal is? Oh, knock-kneed Sal's on the mourner's bench Must find my Sal Oh, knock-kneed Sal's on the mourner's bench Oh, knock-kneed can't be trusted, no matter where she goes Someone will come up busted, that I know, know, sho', sho' She has but one ambition And to her it is a cinch She's in her right position when she's sittin' on the mourner's bench Go find my Sal Oh, knock-kneed Sal's on the mourner's bench I'm lookin' for my Sal Oh, knock-kneed Sal's on the mourner's bench I wonder where Sally is Oh, knock-kneed Sal's on the mourner's bench Look out for Sal Oh, knock-kneed Sal's on the mourner's bench Oh, knock-kneed Sal ain't much fun But she always lives in church, boy You'll see her every Sunday on the mourner's bench Oh, knock-kneed Sal's on the mourner's bench