I bust in, devilish grin, disgusting Asshole, freckled cheeks and a butt chin Calling all party animals, get on the floor When I pop up on some whack a mole shit In search of a chick who stacked them so thick And implants are so big She can hang me up on that rack, big ol' tits Like Anna Nicole Smith Body's bananas and sass to go wit' I spot you at first glance and go, "shit" You wearin' those pants that don't fit That part won't ever give up That's why you stick it out no matter what 'Cause you got an ass that won't quit So, get on the horn, my saxophone Grab hold of my instrument, get a grasp, and blow You just laugh and go heehee 'Cause you're just as nasty so that's appropriate That's why I love you, 'cause you remind me of me That's why I love you, 'cause you're like me (yeah, me) I sing, I love you, 'cause you remind me of me That's why I love you, 'cause you're like me (yeah, me) You know, I'm wearin' a new shirt tonight, too (yo) With me on it I'm lookin' at your tight rear, like a sightseer Your booty is heavy duty like diarrhea The plan's to bring you to my house You're drinkin' Jack and Bean I'm thinkin' soon as trampolines so we should bounce But you're outta your tube top If you're thinkin' that mi casa es su casa Yeah, you're a cute fox Perfect ten, so back that up like a moonwalk Girl, you're smokin' like Snoop Dogg But you must be tokin' if you think you're takin' over my quarters There goes the diamonds and the jukebox Two shots, a blue hypnotic and soon I Turn this brooha to a barroom brawl So hit smash on the break like the cue ball Turn the volume all the way up on your boombox And excuse the locker room talk, I'm just too raw But apparently, so are you, ma 'Cause you just kicked me in the balls and told me to screw off And that's why I love you, 'cause you remind me of me That's why I love you, 'cause you're like me (yeah, me) I sing, I love you, 'cause you remind me of me That's why I love you, 'cause you're like me (yeah, me) (Say can I take you home, where we can be alone?) Shawty, you the shit Girl, I order you to sit I know you're probably feelin' me more than you admit Pull up a chair, sweetie, let me order you a drink I only go to meetings court-ordered from a shrink So from the bottom to the top, floor to ceiling You ain't run of the mill, you're one in a million 'Cause real tits are still fun But everybody knows fake tits are still better than real ones So come and spend the night with the guy most are terrified of But tonight, curiosity overrides ya Besides ya (I love) Like a starter pistol Crystal and slides, hon, tonight I'm your pilot 'Cause you should be up in the sky, girl, you're so fucking fly You belong in the mile high club So come on baby, the night's young Don't string me along, I'm high strung We might wind it up, unbound like we're trying for the Cy Young Fuckin' for, we get to the house, screwin' our brains out Like changing' a light bulb That's why I like ya, 'cause I'm crazy just like ya Now every time I get brain, you screw mine up I barely can think straight, your head game is a mindfuck So ready, set, aim, and fire Yes, babe, I'm fallin' in likeness kinda But I love you, 'cause you remind me of me That's why I love you, 'cause you're like me (yeah, me) I sing, I love you, 'cause you remind me of me That's why I love you, 'cause you're like me (yeah, me)