All those people that you know All those people that you know All those people that you know Floatin' in the river are logs I could buy myself a reason I could sell myself a job I could hang myself for treason All the folks I know are gone All the people that you know All the people that you know All the people that you know Floatin' in the river are logs So I ate the wedding cake 'Til the whole damn thing was gone And I'm gonna drown the ocean Now ain't none of that so wrong All the people that you know All those people that you know All those people that you know Floatin' in the river are gone Gonna take this sack of puppies Gonna set it out to freeze Gonna climb around on all fours 'Til all the blood falls out my knees All the people that you know All the people that you know All those people that you know Floatin' in the river are logs Well, let's take this potted plant To the woods and set it free Oh, I'm gonna tell the owners Just how nice that was of me I could buy myself a reason I could sell myself a job I could hang myself for treason Oh, I am my own damn god