Village life everybody knows the wife Knows how many pints you like And where you park your bike at night That's ok I wouldn't want it any other way Rue St Denis or St Tropez Over the hill or far away <♪> On the green I saw you with sweet sixteen You didn't see me you were quite obscene Now the neighbours know where you've been In the town motherfs friends all pull the shutters down Father no more buys a round Because you were the village clown <♪> On the green I saw you with sweet sixteen You didn't see me you were quite obscene Now the neighbours know where you've been Village life everybody knows the wife Knows how many pints you like And where you park your bike at night