I have this dream that I am hitting my dad with a baseball bat And he is screaming and crying for help And maybe halfway through it has more to do with me killing him Then it ever did protecting myself And I believe that yeah, dad, maybe no one is perfect But it seems that you were pushing your luck It just sucks it played out like this: A terrible movie and you can tell none of the actors even give a fuck But you look good tonight girlfriend Can I sleep in your bed? And when I crawl out in the morning Can I stay inside your head? 'Cause you were high school And I was just more like real life And you were okay, okay as a girlfriend But I was just more like his wife I'll do the pushups I'll wear the makeup I'll do whatever he wants all night 'Cause you were okay, okay as a girlfriend But I was just more like real life A long, long time ago my great, great, great, great grandfather Took something that did not belong to him And that is why today there is an eagle in my veins I am part Native American And I am leaving as soon as I come As soon as I come you will probably forget my name I hope I fall asleep at the wheel and crash my car (on the way home) Or I could just stay here, because You look good tonight girlfriend Can I sleep in your bed? And when I crawl out in the morning Can I stay inside your head? 'Cause you were high school And I was just more like real life And you were okay, okay as a girlfriend But I was just more like his wife I'll wear the makeup I'll do the pushups I'll do whatever he wants all night 'Cause you were okay, okay as a girlfriend But I was just more like real life (More like real life!)