I'd be really pleased to meet you if I could remember your name But I got problems of the memory ever since I got a winner in the fame game I'm a citizen of Legoland travellin' incommunicado And I don't give a damn for the Fleet Street afficionados But I don't want to be the backpage interview I don't want launderette anonymity I want my handprints in the concrete on Sunset Boulevard A dummy in Tussauds you'll see Incommunicado, incommunicado, incommunicado, incommunicado I'm a Marquee veteran, a multi-media bonafide celebrity I've got an allergy to Perrier, daylight and responsibility I'm a rootin-tootin cowboy, the Peter Pan, the street credibility Always taking the point with the dawn patrol fraternity Sometimes it seems like I've been here before When I hear opportunity kicking in my door Call it synchronicity, call it deja vu I just put my faith in destiny -- it's the way that I choose But I don't want to be a tin can tied To the bumper of a wedding limousine Or currently residing in the "where are they now" file A toupet on the cabaret scene I want to do adverts for American Express cards Talk shows on prime time TV A villa in France, my own cocktail bar And that's where you're gonna find me Incommunicado, incommunicado, incommunicado, incommunicado Sometimes it seems like I've been here before When I hear opportunity kicking in my door Call it synchronicity, call it deja vu I just put my faith in destiny -- it's the way that I choose Incommunicado, incommunicado, incommunicado, incommunicado It's the only way Incommunicado, incommunicado, incommunicado, incommunicado