Kitty: Look at me, I'm Sandra Dee Lousy with virginity Won't go to bed 'Til I'm legally wed I can't, I'm Sandra Dee Watch it! Hey, I'm Doris Day I was not brought up that way Won't come across Even Rock Hudson lost Kitty with New Directions Girls: His heart to Doris Day Kitty (New Directions Girls): I don't drink (No!) or swear (Oh!) I don't rat my hair (Eww!) I get ill from one cigarette (Cough, cough, cough) Keep your filthy paws Off my silky drawers! Would you pull that crap with Annette? As for you, Troy Donahue I know what you wanna do! You've got your crust I'm no object of lust Kitty with New Directions Girls: I'm just plain Sandra Dee Kitty: Elvis! Elvis! Let me be! Keep that pelvis far from be! Just keep your cool Now you're starting to drool Hey, fongool, I'm Sandra Dee!