What color is your army? Is it red or is it green? Is it full of fundamentalists with loaded magazines? Or are you preaching charity from fancy limousines? I've lost the plot What color is your flag today? It changes every year Does it stand for cornucopia or politics of fear? 'Cos I'm gun shy, gun shy, gun shy And I've lost the plot What's a Holy War and who's keepin' score? Isn't God your own invention? My mind's made up I'm gonna keep my head down, buried in the sand Your guess is as good as mine What color is your party? Is it black or is it blue? I've bought your manifestos but I'm still without a clue You're asking me to cast a vote of confidence in you- I've lost the plot There's a party on the left, there's a party on the right And I've got my invitation but the food's all cold And the band's too old, they're just not playin' my kind of music Play on, your guess is as good as mine