One little girl was called Jean-Marie Another little girl was called Felicity Another little girl was Sally-Joy The other was me and I'm a Boy My name is Alice and I'm a head case They practice making-up on my face Yeah I feel lucky if I get pants to wear Spend days just taking hairpins from my hair I'm a boy, I'm a boy But my ma won't admit it I'm a boy, I'm a boy But if I say I am I get it I wanna play cricket on the green Ride my bike across the street Cut myself and see my blood I wanna come home all covered in mud My name is Alice and I'm a head case They practice making-up on my face Yeah I feel lucky if I get trousers to wear Spend days just taking hairpins from my hair I'm a boy, I'm a boy But my ma won't admit it I'm a boy, I'm a boy But if I say I am I get it I'm a boy I'm a boy But my ma won't admit it I'm a boy, I'm a boy, I'm a boy I'm a boy, I'm a boy, I'm a boy, I'm a boy I'm a boy, I'm a boy, I'm a boy