I Wish I Was the President (Explicit)

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It's the end of the month I gotta pay the rent I wish I was the President It's the end of the month and all my money is spent I wish I was the President I'd have a big white house with a yard and a fence So I could keep all the terrorists out I'd be the king of the world I would lie and deny And get high with little honor role girls I wish I was the President I wish I was the President It's the end of the month and what a year so far I wish I was the President Every end of the month I buy a brand new car And drive it straight to the strip bar Where I'd be drinkin for free And have a bunch of naked bitches yellin fuck the poilce with me Snortin shit up my nose With the flag in my hand here my national anthem goes I'd make every day a holiday I wish I was the President A mandatory raise for the underpaid I wish I was the President It's the end of the month another one down the drain I'd have a boat and a maid and my own jet plane And I would still complain I'd do whatever I please And take a trip around the world dropping bombs on our enemies I'd smoke the dopest cigars drive a muscle car And fuck 11 differnt porno stars I'd live a hell of a life I would never pay taxes And I'd barely have to see my wife I'd make every day a holiday I wish I was the President A mandatory raise for the underpaid I wish I was the President Stop your whining cause your bitchin naggings killing me Stop your crying cause your driving me crazy Goddammit do you have to complain Don't you think I'm tired of the same ole same ole thing I wish I was the President