All the elevator buttons So incredibly high I stand today for the midget At the size of a regular guy Let me hold you little man As the parade passes by Let me hold you little man We'll make believe you can fly You shout for me to put you down But I'm marching today for your cause I'm bangin' the drum, your big day will come When they remake the wizard of oz So let me hold you midget man Pretend that you're flyin' in space Let me hold you midget man So the dog will stop licking your face Little shoes, little pants Little song, little dance Little heart, little mind But your rights are as big as mine Thank God I'm tall, I won't let you fall We're all midgets, for one and for all Thank God I'm tall, I won't let you fall We're all midgets and some are just small Stand up for the little people