Bow Wow..B-Bow Wow...B-B-Bow Wow....B-B-B-Bow Wow Wow Bow Wow..B-Bow Wow...B-B-Bow Wow....BOW WOW WOW B-ow Wow [repeated] I bow wow wow yippy-o yippy-a to the funk Punk I put you in my trunk Like a good fella, I'm a good speller Yet I get retarded like Hellen Keller Take it, I'll kick it, better I'll flick it Just like a booger, I fuck around with hookers Like Tina Turner, I'm a fast learner Earning up my wealth, now I go for self Like Barney Rubble, who's always in trouble I'm quick on the double, you'll never see me fumble Like a quaterback, think I outta smack Wack MCs who think they're all of that [Chorus] I Bow Wow Wow yippy-o yippy-a to the funk A Bow Wow Wow [x4] It ain't no hassle, I'll grab my lasso Check a punk asshole, like Eddie Haskle Yet I'm not the reaper or Sigorny Weaver I'll bust a stunt punk like Colt Seavers Then do the polka, I'm iller then the Joker I'm not mediocre, like almond mocca I'm flavor, behavior is ill when I spill You'll be fucked just like Fire Marshall Bill 'Cause I cause disasters like the Dukes of Hazard I'll shatter you kid if you step punk bastard Zero, Weirdo, the Funk Superhero Yeah you scare me, just like a scarecrow [Chorus] Eenie meenie, I funk like Houdini No I run shit punk, like Mussolini I'm skinny Kid like me dreams of tiny bikinis Ralph rocks a beanie Flips it, smacks it, do the Michael Jackson Bring your crew punk, cut you in fractions Action packed, wanna come back On the drunk track, sharp like a thumb tac I'm in the congos, I chill like Tonto When it comes to the funk, I rock pronto [Chorus]