You go into a drugstore You say you won't be long You come back thirty minutes later And you wanna know what's wrong I take you out to dinner Everything you do is wrong This is strictly confidentially, baby I think your wig is gone I don't wanna be too hasty In things I say or do But if it's not askin' too much, baby Please tell me what's wrong with you Somebody told you to be different But they sure did tell you wrong 'Cause when you started soundin' for my money, mama I know your wig is gone I don't wanna be too hasty In things I say or do But if it's not askin' too much, baby Please tell me who's schoolin' you Repeat *