I guess I've got a heart meant For fooling around with chicks Because in that love department I know all the latest tricks Now I ran across a girl one day She was as sharp as a girl could be And I wasn't surprised to hear her say That she really went for me She said I was the best man Whoever knocked on her door She said I was the best man The fella she'd waited for She said I was the best man At dancing and nobody can deny That when it came to romancing I was the A+ number 1 guy But then she met my best friend And knocked him right off his pins But still I wasn't worried 'Cause the best man always wins The way it all turned out There was no doubt That I was best man in the end Yes I was the best man When she married my best friend So don't you think you're best 'Til you pass the test And you know all the latest tricks 'Cause you'll wind up as the best man While the other guy gets the chicks