Triscaidecaphobia I got triscaidecaphobia And triscaidecaphobia has got me I open doors for claustrophobia And I wear glasses for myopia But that triscaidecaphobia won't let me be Now, 1, 2 and 3, they don't bother me And neither does 4, 5, 6 and 7 But I can't conceal the fear that I feel When I hear the number that's 2 + 11 Livin' in utopia In a glorious utopia If triscaidecaphobia sets me free Triscaidecaphobia I got triscaidecaphobia And triscaidecaphobia has got me I open doors for claustrophobia And I wear glasses for myopia But that triscaidecaphobia won't let me be Now, 1, 2 and 3, they don't bother me And neither does 4, 5, 6 and 7 But I can't conceal the fear that I feel When I hear the number that's 2 + 11 Livin' in utopia In a glorious utopia If triscaidecaphobia sets me free If triscaidecaphobia sets me free