My folks had me commited just two weeks ago My best friend ran off with my girl - those two damn bozos Oh and don't you know it hurts But hey she ain't the first She ain't the first I was a teenage bonehead - Yes it's true I was a teenage bonehead - A-wah-ooh-ooh I was a teenage bonehead just because of you My parents kicked me out, I'm sick of them so I don't care My girl sent me a post card saying "Glad that you're not here" Oh and don't you know it hurts But hey she ain't the first She ain't the first (Chorus) She never said goodbye to me, now I sit here wondering Where she is and what she's eating... Oh and don't you know it hurts But hey she ain't the first She ain't the first (Chorus)