Dearest, darlingest Momsie and Popsicle My dear father... There's been some confusion over rooming here at Shiz But of course, I'll care for Nessa But of course, I'll rise above it For I know that's how you'd want me to respond, yes There's been some confusion for you see my roomate is... Unusually and exceedingly peculiar And altogether quite impossible to describe... Blonde What is this feeling, so sudden, and new? I felt the moment I laid eyes on you My pulse is rushing My head is reeling My face is flushing What is this feeling? Fervid as a flame, does it have a name? Yes. Loathing! Unadulterated loathing! For your face Your voice Your clothing! Let's just say — I loathe it all! Every little trait however small Makes my very flesh begin to crawl With simple utter loathing! There's a strange exhilaration In such total detestation It's so pure, so strong! Though I do admit, it came on fast Still I do believe that it can last And I will be loathing, loathing you my whole life long Dear Glinda, you are just too good! How do you stand it, I don't think I could She's a terror She's a Tartar We don't mean to show a bias but Glinda, you're a martyr! Well, these things are sent to try us Poor Glinda, forced to reside With someone so disgusticified We just want to tell you, we're all on your side! We share your... What is this feeling So sudden and new? I felt the moment I laid eyes on you My pulse is rushing My head is reeling We loathe it all! Oh, what is this feeling?! Every little trait, however small Makes our very flesh Begin to crawl Ahhh Loathing! There's a strange exhilaration Loathing! In such total detestation Loathing! It's so pure, so strong! Though I do admit, it came on fast Still I do believe that it can last! And I will be loathing! For forever, loathing Truly deeply, loathing you Loathing you! My whole life long! Loathing, unadulterated loathing! BOO! Ahhh!