Smarty, though I'm not quite as smart as you I can teach you a thing or two, Smarty Smarty, don'cha know you should hold me tight Can'cha tell when you met the right pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-rty, yeah! Oh! You think you know every star up above? Oh that's all you know about Still you're in need of a few lessons in love I ain't tellin' you nothin' wrong Smarty! Can't you see if you had a heart, ha ha You could learn to be twice as smart, Smarty. Come here! Ha ha, I told you I'd tickle you Yeah! You know it all? Yeah. Yeah! I need her, yes I do. Yeah! Smarty! Can't you see if you had a heart, You could learn to be twice as smart, Smarty. Oh! You tricky thing, you thought to trick me Hey, hey, nix, nix.