Sophistafunk, aristocats Distinguished dawgs, clean up your act Pull up your pants, ladies and gents Please, act like you got some sense You know what I really wanna know? Where do all the good girls go? What clubs they hang in? Behold, A lady I see you standin' on the wall Clap, clap, you deserve it all Behold, (Candy-coated unicorns are) A lady (Quite hard to find) I see you standin' on the wall (The classic lady, a rare breed indeed) Clap, clap... you deserve it all (Is that make and model discontinued?) Today I might snow, Tomorrow I'll rain 3000's always changing but you stay the same And I need that, Hey I need that (in my life) When I feel washed up and Inadequate and Throw all my songs away, no matter how mad I get You make me smile, You make me smile You make me smile, You make me... You're the anchor that holds me down When my ship is sinking You won't let me drown and I'm grateful Behold, (Baby you can't disappear like the dinosaurs) A lady (Oh that's such a big bang there) I see you standin' on the wall (Maybe their still around) Clap, clap, you deserve it all (But only to be seen with appreciative eyes) Behold, (Baby don't take it for granted) A lady (They lost all their magic) I see you standin' on the wall (Oh how awful) Clap, clap, you deserve it all (Oh so tragic) Yo' mama's old fashioned (fashioned), Yo' daddy don't play (don't play) You'll always be this lovely 'cause they raised you that way Hallelujah! Thank ya Jesus! Thank ya Lord! Thank ya Jesus! Thank ya Lord! Thank ya Jesus! Thank ya Lord! You're not extra-extra, You're so plain Jane The yin to my yang, darlin' You've got that thang and you know it But yet you (but yet you don't and that's what's so cool) You don't say too much, But when you do it's profound In the street you hold your head high At home you get low down for me Can't get no lower, Can't get no lower, Can't get no lower, yeah! You're the anchor that holds me down When my ship is sinking, you won't let me drown (Sad, but one day our kids) (Will have to visit museums) (To see what a lady looks like) Behold, (So if you find one, I beg you, hold her tight) A lady (Yes, if you spot one, good sir, treat her right) I see you standin' on the wall (This is Benjamin Andre signing off) Clap, clap, you deserve it all Thanks a million Good luck and goodnight Behold,(behold) A lady (a lady) I see you standin' on the wall (I see you standing) Clap, clap, you deserve it all Behold,(behold) A lady (a lady) I see you standin' on the wall (I see you standing) Clap, clap, you deserve it all Behold,(behold) A lady...