If I'm underneath the table Then pour me another drink Oh I don't want to remember I don't even want to think I'm a slave to my addiction I'm a hazard to myself On a fast track to perdition Oh I'm heading straight to hell When I throw up out your window You should confiscate my key I will drive you up the fucking wall Is it too late to believe me chorus: I try so hard to change The devil locked my door I wear these heavy chains around my neck Like a prisoner I just want to love But he won't let me go Loosen up my chains Or I'm a condemned prisoner I was stood there in the spotlight With this city at my feet But I was a dead man walking Nothing ever comes for free So I moved on down to London Where I traded in my soul I could not fill my heart With all those one night stands and gold So throw me out your mum's house I've been living there too long Well she never liked me anyway Coz she knows I'm northern scum chorus rap: I think my minds on the blink So I get high so high and I drink I suffered enough of the heart palps when I think Discovered it up at the bar 9 drinks in Now I'm at the disco convinced the girls think I'm the bizzo Course I'm on the brink Look at me funny then course I'm gunna swing Karaoke? Course I wanna sing Or pour me another drink It always ends the same Or I'm a condemned prisoner chorus