I GOT CHAMPAGNE PROBLEMS CHAMPAGNE PROBLEMS SO POUR A GLASS AND LET'S DRINK UP ALL MY CHAMPAGNE PROBLEMS (X2) CAN'T BELIEVE MY UBER'S LATE AGAIN (OH NO NO NO) GON' BE LATE FOR DINNER WITH MY FRIENDS (OH NO NO NO) THESE SHOES HURT BAD, CAN'T FEEL MY TOES (OH NO NO NO) AND I FORGOT MY JACKET BACK AT HOME (OH NO NO NO) BUT I CAN'T COMPLAIN AT ALL (LIFE'S TOO SHORT FOR THAT) (LIFE'S TOO SHORT FORT THAT) NO I CAN'T COMPLAIN AT ALL (LIFE'S TOO SHORT FORT THAT) CHORUS (X2) MY NEW WI-FI DOESN'T SEEM TO WORK (OH NO NO NO) NO. NO INTERNET THAT'S THE WORST (OH NO NO NO) AND MY IPHONE ALWAYS SEEMS TO DIE RIGHT BEFORE I HIT REPLY BUT I CAN'T COMPLAIN AT ALL (NO NO) (LIFE'S TOO SHORT FOR THAT) (LIFE'S TOO SHORT FORT THAT) NO I CAN'T COMPLAIN AT ALL (LIFE'S TOO SHORT FORT THAT) CHORUS (X2) IF YOU GOT CHAMPAGNE PROBLEMS DRINK THEM UP (X4) CHORUS (X4) OH OH OH OH LET'S DRINK UP ALL MY CHAMPAGNE PROBLEMS MY CHAMPAGNE PROBLEMS MY CHAMPAGNE PROBLEMS. HEY MY CHAMPAGNE PROBLEMS