Miss Universe

歌詞

I was just twenty-one and he was barely twenty-two I wanted him to want me and he said, "Baby, you know I do" We were picture perfect, thought the distance would be worth it He said, "When you know, you know," and I believed him (And I believed him) Then I got a goodbye call 'Cause he found a beauty queen I'm in a dive bar drinking While she's in a magazine Yeah, it hurt like hell But hell, it could've been worse At least my whole world left me for Miss Universe I can't lie, she's everything, and I'da probably picked her too At least it wasn't a county pageant I lost that boy to But I want runner-up roses, want the sash for second place I want confetti falling, cameras flashing in my face But I got a goodbye call 'Cause he found a beauty queen I'm in a dive bar drinking While she's in a magazine Yeah, it hurt like hell But hell, it could've been worse At least my whole world left me for Miss Universe He better count his lucky stars it went down like it did 'Cause I'da left him first if I'da met Brad Pitt But that ain't the way it went No, I got a goodbye call 'Cause he found a beauty queen I'm in a dive bar drinking While she's in a magazine Yeah, it hurt like hell But hell, it could've been worse At least my whole world left me for Miss Universe My whole world left me for Miss Universe