I think it's so stupid Girls won't say this word Like asking everyone to not say shit, say turd Fall back 5 yards it's time to punt I think "gash" is offensive Not to mention rude And I don't think about eating it When I'm eating food There once was some dude on T.V. His name was Alan Funt Just say cunt Just say cunt Just say cunt Just say cunt (Motherfucking lead guitar) I hope you're not offended By this little tune of mine So girls please don't start to flip out To say cunt is no crime The littlest piglet in the litter is called the runt (Chorus)