who drank my beer while I was in the rear? who drank my beer while I was in the rear? Somebody point me out that moocher I'm gonna dislocate his future I walkd into this bar room ???? chalk I ordered up a beer then I had to take a walk while I was gone some no good John Had drank up my last dime I never thought a man could stoop to such a petty crime who drank my beer while I was in the rear? Such stealin calls for action I'm demanding satisfaction Now beer don't evaporate or skoot off like a fly It don't got legs to walk away, that proves there was a guy ????? Be honest with me boys point them thugs out to me