Have you seen Mrs. Boy? Have you seen Mr. Girl? He's the one who got the looks And she's the one who got the curls Get her on the phone Tell him get his ass back home He's out looking for a love because she feels so all alone And the bleeding night club band that they went down there to see With their scrawny little hands They ring the bells of liberty Oh my soul I'm not like that She never learned how to love To teach him how to love And now he's staring at the floor and she's in the clouds above The airport hotel bar, that's where they want to be Throw the money in the jar and ring the bells of liberty