I've had a largemouth bass bust my line A couple beautiful girls tell me goodbye Trucks break down, dogs run off Politicians lie, been fired by the boss It takes one hand to count the things I can count on No, there ain't much, man, that ain't never let me down Long neck ice cold beer never broke my heart Like diamond rings and football teams have torn this boy apart Like a neon dream, it just dawned on me, that bars and this guitar And long neck ice cold beer never broke my heart She was a Carolina blue jean baby Fire in her eyes that drove me crazy It was red taillights when she left town If I didn't know then, I sure know now But long neck ice cold beer never broke my heart Like diamond rings and football teams have torn this boy apart Like a neon dream, it just dawned on me, that bars and this guitar And long neck ice cold beer never broke my heart It takes one hand to count the things I can count on But I got one hand that's gripping down on a cold one 'Cause long neck ice cold beer never broke my heart Like diamond rings and football teams have torn this boy apart Like a neon dream, it just dawned on me, that bars and this guitar And long neck ice cold beer never broke my heart, no It never broke my heart