There's a country dance At the only hole in town And everybody comes from all around They want to hear a gobble And that scratching on the ground They come from far and wide To hear that turkey sound [Chorus:] Turkey in the straw Haw, haw, haw Turkey in the hay Hay, hay, hay And the old folks dance With their mother-in-law As they dance to a tune We call turkey and the straw They dance to the left And they dance to the right They dance to the tune All thorough the night And a shriek and a gasp It gave them such a fright A turkey dancing with them What a wonderful sight [Chorus: Repeat 2X]