Willie Got There First (feat. Seth Avett & Scott Avett)

歌詞

In the Texas town of San Antonio Is a little church they call the Alamo The story tellers say Ozzy Osborne stopped one day All dressed up in women's lingerie I don't know if the guy was drinking beer Jack or beam it's not exactly clear But when he whipped it out The ghost of Travis gave a shout Whose message all good Texans still can hear Don't go there, don't go there You really shouldn't go there It's a source of Texas pride Hell, John Wayne died inside Don't go there, don't go there You really shouldn't go there You'll really piss us off if you go there When Bowie and Young Crockett made their stand Colonel Travis drew a line in to the sand But it's simply not the same when you try and write your name That bloody rocker must have mush for brains Don't go there, don't go there You really shouldn't go there It's a simple Texas mission Not a pot for you to piss in Don't go there, don't go there You really shouldn't go there You'll really piss us off if you go there Music never rilled us The groupies or the jets The show on television Or the ratings you might get The thing that drove us plum insane Was when you drained that old main vain Took your snake and let it go No, we won't forget the Alamo The eyes of Texas are upon you Don't go there, don't go there You really shouldn't go there It's a symbol of our state Not a place to urinate Don't go there, don't go there You really shouldn't go there You'll really piss us off if you go there Don't go there You really shouldn't go there How ya like it then If we piss upon Big Ben? Don't go there, don't go there You really shouldn't go there You'll really piss us off if you go there Ah, you know Sharon I got me **** Cloths off put in the roadie's rooms So I couldn't get out So I just took a walk around town, you know And **** the next thing I **** know I had to take me a piss, you know And there was this old wall and I thinking What the ****, I'll **** piss on the wall Then all of a sudden I'm in jail, you know **** police Got me down and ah Sharon, Sharon