Those jealous dogs, always on the alert Tattle tale rights They'll take your back and leave your shirt Like that jealous bitch Always wanting more The courts have made her rich And the click of high heels down the corridor Jealous, jealous, jealous dogs Those jealous dogs, detectives every one Don't be a sucker all your life She's gonna have you hung Evidence, evidence, evidence Suspicion invites treachery Oh you really got taken Bringing home the bacon Jealous, jealous, jealous dogs Bow wow wow, here come the dogs Grrrrrr, here come the dogs Don't lay down, here come the dogs Stand straight don't slouch Get down off the couch You're gonna wet on the couch Get down, get down Those jealous dogs, they get worse and worse Everytime you turn around They're sniffin' at your purse Who do they think we are? What do they think we do? It's hard to get in the mood When you're treated like some kind of dog food Jealous, jealous, jealous dogs Bow wow wow, here come the dogs Oh ruff ruff, here come the dogs Get down, here come the dogs Mind your leg, roll over and beg Happy birthday Merry christmas