Three men went a-hunting, and something they did find They came upon a porcupine, and that they left behind The Irishman said, "It's a porcupine," the Scotsman, he said, "Nay" The Welshman said, "It's a pincushion with the pins stuck in the wrong way" Three men went a-hunting, and something they did find They came upon a toad-frog, and that they left behind The Irishman said, "It's a toad-frog," the Scotsman, he said, "Nay" The Welshman said, "It's a jaybird with the feathers worn away" Three men went a-hunting, and something they did find They came upon an outhouse, and that they left behind The Irishman said, "It's an outhouse," the Scotsman, he said, "Nay" The Welshman said, "It's a church-house with the steeple blown away" Three men went a-hunting, and something they did find They came upon MBOTMA, and that they left behind The Irishman said, "It's MBOTMA," the Scotsman, he said, "Nay" The Welshman said, "It's the end of the world, let's go back the other way"