I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time. Friendly faces everywhere, humble folks without temptation. Goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind. Ample parking day or night, people spouting: "Howdy, neighbor!" Headin' on up to South Park gonna see if I can't unwind. I like girls with big fat titties, I like girls with deep vaginas! So come on down to South Park, and meet some friends of mine.