I'd have to be crazy To stop all my singing And never play music again. You'd call me a fool If I put on a top hat And ran out to flag down the wind. I'd have to be weird To grow me a beard Just to see what the rednecks would do. I'd have to be crazy Plum out of my mind To fall out of love with you. You know I (and I don't intend to) But should there come a day, When I say that I don't love you They'll lock me away ay ay. It sure would be weird To live in an envelope Waiting along for a stamp You'd swear I was loco To rub for a genie While burning my hand on the lamp And I may not be normal But nobody is So I'd like to say 'fore I'm through I'd have to be crazy Plum out of my mind To fall out of love with you