[Chorus:] Thank God the tiki bar is open Thank God the tiki torch still shines Thank God the tiki bar is open Come on in and open up your mind On a leave of absence With no resemblance to reality I felt like a rocket launched into the wild blue yonder By the boys down at Kennedy. Checked into His Majesty's Court Hotel Where the sign said "praise his name" I was tired and alone I didn't feel too well But I don't think that he was to blame. [Chorus] Full moon over (Concert City/State) Full moon in my mind And my sun tan dream is still out of reach And the strip malls are robbing me blind Well his name was Captain Adam Troy And he sailed the "Kon-Tiki" Now the captain's gone but he won't be forgotten Nor his likes will we ever see [Chorus] Well a drink ain't no solution But it can calm your fears And if that tiki bar closes down tonight Well I just might dissappear [Chorus 2x]