Relax Mom I been in a lot more trouble than this before you know Besides there's a way out of every damn situation just give me a sec and I'll go. It wouldn't be right for any mother's son to be sitting all around at home, all counting from the kitchen "boil damn you boil" when it is by will alone I'm giddy with all the trouble I'm in oh, god Relax Mom just a goddamned joke, how the hell could I have known? Besides this would've been funny If I hadn't gotten caought but I did so there you go Why? Why what? Do I do these things or think them I don't know? Must be something in the water And not your fault At leat not your's alone I'm giddy with all the trouble I'm in oh, god If I could just get out of this I'd ending up pushing my luck again This is the most trouble I've been in, Me or anyone I've ever known But there's gotta be a way out of every damn situation or at least I hope so I think the cops at the door prove something I think you and I both know You tell them anything you want but I'm out the window and in this all alone I'm giddy with all the trouble I'm in oh, god If I could just get out of this I'd ending up pushing my luck again I'll tell you what You can take your threats to the back of the line and wait like everybody else 'cause I am Fuck all with all the trouble I'm in Fuck all the trouble I'm in.