Gone down to Haiti on vacation In the jungle, I found me a tiki man Well, you can understand my elation When the natives, well, they all shook my hand The head of the village said, "Destroy it," But I'm a fool, I kept it anyway Now, to this day, I regret it When I found you, you little tiki man Tiki man Got nothing to do with you Tiki man Our partnership is through Tiki man I'll tell you right now You're never gonna leave it alone Soon, I discovered my special powers Me and my old friend, the tiki man I could float around my room for many hours And make some certain people disappear But there was something terribly disturbing My eyes turned ruby red, like a tiki man Now, I tell you, I'm cursed forever Thanks to my friend, the tiki man Tiki man Got nothing to do with you Tiki man Our partnership is through Tiki man I'll tell you right now You're never gonna leave it alone Tiki man Got nothing to do with you Tiki man Our partnership is through Tiki man I'll tell you right now You're never gonna leave it alone