Am I in sync? Am I in sync? Am I in sync? Am I in sync? Synthesizer rock ruled Jessica's feet As a slave to that ubiquitous beat Visions of the big screen danced in her head 'In a matter of time' she said Jessie never got her Hollywood role And the pogo nights have taken their toll She can do the monkey off o' the cuff But her mind had a missing link Am I In Sync? Paint a picture on a subway train Carve my name in a video game Am I In Sync? Out looking for the camera crews Sell my soul for a second on the evening news Am I In Sync? Live 'til the bubble pops Hold my breath when the big one drops Am I In Sync? Immortality is what I'm buying But I'd rather be immortal by not dying Laboratory rats made Roger a fink And the laws of science drove him to drink Working for the taste of public acclaim And a cure that bore his name Nobel prizes would have been nice But he lost his mind to renegade mice Roger traded dreams of 'Man of the Year' For an understanding shrink Am I In Sync? Paint a picture on a subway train Carve my name in a video game Am I In Sync? Out looking for the camera crews Sell my soul for a second on the evening news Am I In Sync? Live 'til the bubble pops Hold my breath when the big one drops Am I In Sync? Immortality is what I'm buying But I'd rather be immortal by not dying Am I in Sync? Am I in Sync? Am I in Sync? Am I in Sync?