Hear about the president? He used to smoke pot He never broke the law Cause he never got caught It's a sign of the times, it's the ultimate crime Guilty of being caught red handed The roll of the dice says your gonna do time Guilty of being caught red handed Junkie drug dealer does 50 years time Wile the millionaire murderer just pays a fine It's a sign of the times It's the ultimate crime Guilty of being caught red handed The roll of the dice says you're gonna do time Guilty of being caught red handed I'll pretend not to see What you pretend you don't do I'm innocent like you So many stupid laws Gonna have to break a few Speed or run a red light I might too When the man pulls you over like it or not You're just one of the many Only you got caught chorus I'll pretend not to see What you pretend you don't do I'm innocent Chorus.