Good news, get here quick I slip on the steps, 'bout to break my neck Jump in the car and twist the key I ain't got no battery But, turns out, saved my skin No telling where I might have been 'Cause that was the road that washed away So thank heaven I were late that day Good luck, bad luck Think you know her and you can't mistake her, uhuh The good and the bad luck Salt and pepper in the same shaker Gotta get a new battery So, take it back for the guarantee, ah Out the door below the stairs There's somebody with a gun down there I drop the box, turn to run Battery lands on the guy with the gun And the cameraman was there to see So, I'm a hero on TV Good luck, bad luck Think you know her and you can't mistake her, uhuh The good and the bad luck Salt and pepper in the same shaker Salt and pepper in the same shaker Looking back on photographs The inevitable came true My late, great twist of fate All roads lead to you Love is a little bit like lady Luck Fate is slippery so we don't get stuck Yeah, that diehard charging through the air Musta hit that mugger square Cupid's aim is good with love and batteries from up above Good luck, bad luck Think you know her and you can't mistake her, uhuh The good and the bad luck Salt and pepper in the same shaker, ah Good luck, bad luck Wild give and taker The good and the bad luck Salt and pepper in the same shaker One's a liar, one's a faker Salt and pepper in the same shaker Good and the bad luck Same shaker Same shaker