I'm easy easy easy like Sunday morning I can kick a stupid nervous joint when I'm yawning Ahhh Common's comin with that old oh excuse me Elizabeth this is a big one I mean a dewe-dewe Doogie Howser cause see I'm like Bowser Kickin it with the sha-na-na-na the t-shirt and the trousers how's the Family Ties I'm left with the gift open it up SUPRISE Big bat filet-o-fish quarter pounder french fries Icy Coke milkshake sundaies and apple pies And a cup Nah that's enough of that I'm like an indian giver yo give me that back Comin again hip-pop-pop-pop bring it back selector We be the thoroughbred so use your head play the Trifecta Common infector smug MC heads up Ya better duck cause muck-a-luck it's me Now what's your name Common Come in again Common How would you do it Common Now how was she Common check it out Common is coming soon to a theater near you To the U-A-C crew nuff respect due Do I do where I do when I do I do do do do yo I do it on the ease I be kickin it with the doubly-dope rhymer I'm trippin-and-dipp in-and-slippin with the rhyme like Sli-mer Who ya gonna call Ghostbuster I'm pee-wee we stole and I'm just a Hustler I tried to scheme for a sec But the record got wreck tried to write a bad check So I checked myself before self got buck wild tried to live how I had to fluctuate To a snake and met culate yo I had to elevate You can tell it's great cause I'm state of 87 the South side of Chicago Five-oh-one come follow me yo everywhere that I go And I know I ain't did nuthin hell naw The district think I be just a lil trick kid frontin U Ak got my back if there's any contact In the back is a track from Immenslope soul cat And it's phat sorta like Oprah before she lost weight I put my rhymes in good hands hey like All State And I'm all in a state of ease utopia I'm the Spiderman givin bug MC's arachnaphobia Holy-molia it's totally awesome The survey say I gets moe skins than Richard Dawson But I won't catch mono or no type of disease Cause when I flex for sex I do it on the ease A lop bop a woo bop a lop bam boogie I'm a Dr. Pepper wouldn't you like to be a Pepper two-steppin through yodel-le-hee-hoo Oui oui mon cheri a como tale vouz Contraire mon frere OK to the death Is it true that I'm dope Yeahhhh Yippedy yes y'all here we go a loopedy loop de loo A hubbeda hula hoop a hubbeda alley oop to Coop I gots the Magic but I'm not a Laker I'm shakin-and-bakin-and-takin cause I'm the back-board break her arm and feather whippin the wonder when she activates Hold up My jaws are in my crack aight pass the tape Time to activate and ejaculate This is the beauty of where I'm in a state I meant to say demonstrate I'm in a state where I've had too much eight ball In the corner pocket count em buck it A chicken a finger-lickin with a finger-bone C'mon I'm on a roll stippedy stutter-roll Owah-owah-owah-owah Ayatoll of Khomein my domain is infinite Ya got trouble well you need to get some dick and to the hip-hop shop the future shock When we started kickin on the one two and ya don't stop But the buck stops here buckaroo Ya got your instructions now you know what to do Take it easy