You're a douchebag And I can prove that With the evidence she left in my bed You're a douchebag You'll never change, yeah And I still don't know what's going on in your head Moving on fast to the next, yeah It's 100% not a chance that I'm wrong Why'd it take me this long to know The story all started when a boy meets girl And they fell in love in a big, big world Found a place on the East side She really thought he would treat her right but Then one night she came back home Started scrolling on her phone Saw pics on the internet, of him and a new girl in her bed I wanted us to end up as friends But you fucked it all up You're a douchebag And I can prove that With the words you didn't say when you left, yeah You're a douchebag You'll never change, yeah And I still don't know what's going on in your head Moving on fast to the next, yeah It's 100% not a chance that I'm wrong Why'd it take me this long to know You're a douchebag (Douchebag, yeah) You're a douchebag (Douchebag, yeah, yeah, yeah) Thought that we were on that ride or die shit On that baby it's just you and I shit I was the Courtney to your Kurt Cobain Yeah, you numbed my brain just like novacane We were doing everything right, yeah Who woulda thought it would change in one night, yeah I wanted us to end up as friends But you fucked it all up You're a douchebag And I can prove that With the words you didn't say when you left You're a douchebag You'll never change, yeah And I still don't know what's going on in your head Moving on fast to the next, yeah It's 100% not a chance that I'm wrong Why'd it take me this long to know (Figure out) You're a douchebag (Douchebag, yeah, yeah, yeah) You're a douchebag (Douchebag, yeah, yeah, yeah)