Clowns Are Experts (At Making Us Laugh)

歌詞

Clowns are neato clowns are fun Clowns are loved by everyone Cops n' commies even fags Everybody loves a gag Clowns everywhere are freakin' out In parades they scream n' shout They're sad as hell, and they're singin' the blues Cause no one laughs at their great big shoes Here's some clowns we really love: Bozo, Scoopy, Rusty Nails Here's a clown we really hate: Ronald McDonald (He's only in it for the burgers) I saw a clown in the mall today My brother cried and he ran away They get no respect, aren't served in bars No matter how many friends they can fit in their cars The other day I was drivin' around in the clown-mobile With 17 of myfriends towin' the Ferris wheel in the back and This cop pulls me over and says, "Where ya goin' Bozo?" I said, "I'm not Bozo. I sure wish I was, though. The man's a friggin' genius." Clowns are forced to take jobs across the nation Below the level of their education It's hard as hell to make ends meet With a painted face and gigantic feet Yesterday I was sittin' in a bar havin' a drink And this clown walks in and says, "Bartender, give me a tree fort." The bartender looks at him and says, "What's in a tree fort?" "Playboy books and cigars." Last verse same as the first Acapulco version, ten times worse