My ding-a-ling-a-ling When I was a little biddy boy My grandma bought me a cute little toy Two silver bells on a string She told me it was my ding-a-ling-a-ling My ding-a-ling my ding-a-ling won't you play with my ding-a-ling My ding-a-ling my ding-a-ling won't you play with my ding-a-ling When I was little boy in grammar school Always went by the very best rule But every time the bell would ring You'd catch me playing with my ding-a-ling Once while climbing the garden wall, Slipped and fell had a very bad fall I fell so hard I heard birds sing, But I held on to my ding-a-ling Once while swimming cross turtle creek Man them snappers right at my feet Sure was hard swimming cross that thing With both hands holding my ding-a-ling Now this here song it ain't so bad Prettiest little song that you ever had And those of you who will not sing Must be playing with your on ding-a-ling